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Kapo o pango haka:

This haka was first performed by the All Blacks versus South Africa on 27 August 2005 at Carisbrook, Dunedin. The All Blacks won 31 - 27. This haka was written by Ngati Porou's Derek Lardelli. This haka will only be performed before special test matches.

Kapa o pango kia whakawhenua au i ahau!
Let me become one with the land
Hi aue, hi!
Ko Aotearoa e ngunguru nei!
This is our land that rumbles
Au, au, aue ha!
And it's my time! It's my moment!
Ko Kapa o Pango e ngunguru nei!
This defines us as the All Blacks
Au, au, aue ha!
It's my time! It's my moment!
I ahaha!
Ka tu te ihiihi
Our dominance
Ka tu te wanawana
Our supremacy will triumph
Ki runga ki te rangi e tu iho nei, tu iho nei, hi!
And will be placed on high
Ponga ra!
Silver fern!
Kapa o Pango, aue hi!
All Blacks!
Ponga ra!
Silver fern!
Kapa o Pango, aue hi, ha!
All Blacks!

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After 18 days, the PC he was using was a write-off. After taking it into a repair shop he was told...

The tech ran a couple of virus scans. One kept beeping so much that he had to just turn it off.

Talking about the Ministerial Group for Quality Regulation that has been put together to review whatever it is that Quality Regulation is supposed to do, Commerce Minister Lianne Dalziel has been quoted as saying...

The framework of the review is horizontal, vertical, fast-track and in-depth. In other words it's dynamic.

As Ellis in Wellyland was right to ask, can someone please translate?

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